Steal ASMR Rarity Tier List: Best Squishies Ranked - Tier List

Steal ASMR Rarity Tier List: Best Squishies Ranked

Steal ASMR rarity tier list ranking the best ASMR squishies by value, income and rarity. Learn what to keep, sell and steal.

2026-10-05
Steal ASMR Wiki Team
Quick Guide
  • Steal ASMR rarity tier list ranks squishies from S (Must-Have) down to C (Filler) by income and steal value.
  • Secret and Legendary squishies dominate the S tier and are top raid targets across every server.
  • Sell duplicate commons early to free slots and fund treadmill speed upgrades.
  • Luck upgrades shift hatch odds toward rarer results, making them the strongest long-term investment.
  • Protect S-tier squishies with base locks — everything you own is a steal target too.

How the Steal ASMR Rarity Tier List Works

The Steal ASMR rarity tier list ranks every collectible squishy by four factors: rarity, income per minute, progression impact, and steal value. Not all squishies are equal — a rare ASMR can out-earn several commons combined, which is why top-tier units are the prime targets when raiding rival bases.

Rarity in Steal ASMR comes from the egg hatch pool. Basic eggs mostly resolve into Common and Uncommon squishies, while Premium and Event eggs carry the best odds for Legendary and Secret-tier results. Luck upgrades you purchase later shift those odds further toward rare hatches.

Rarity FactorWhat It MeasuresWhy It Matters
Base rarityHatch pool tier (Common to Secret)Rarer squishies earn far more per minute
Income rateMoney generated while displayedDrives your passive earnings ceiling
Progression impactHow long it stays relevantS/A tiers carry you into late game
Steal valueHow desirable to rival thievesHigh value means high risk of theft
Rarity Is Not the Only Metric

A Legendary squishy you cannot protect is worth less than an Epic safely locked in your base. Factor your base defense level into what you choose to display.

Full Tier Breakdown: S to C

This tier breakdown follows the standard ranking used across the Steal ASMR community. Keep and lock anything in the top tiers, and rotate out filler as better hatches arrive.

S Tier — Must-Have

  • Secret-tier ASMR squishies
  • Legendary event exclusives
  • Highest multiplier rares
  • Massive income boosters
  • Lock down immediately

A Tier — Excellent

  • Legendary squishies
  • High-tier mythics
  • Limited-time hatch exclusives
  • Strong mid/late-game earners
  • Worth stealing when spotted

B Tier — Solid

  • Epic squishies
  • Mid-tier rares from standard eggs
  • Reliable mid-game income
  • Sell extras once A tiers replace them

C Tier — Filler

  • Common squishies
  • Basic egg starters
  • Low-multiplier duplicates
  • Build first income, then sell
TierLabelKeep or SellSteal PriorityBest Use
SMust-HaveKeep, alwaysHighestPermanent display, lock base
AExcellentKeep long-termHighReplace B tiers when possible
BSolidKeep until replacedMediumMid-game income bridge
CFillerSell duplicatesLowEarly slot filler, quick cash
Slot Discipline

Display slots are limited. Fill every open slot before selling duplicates, then rotate the lowest earners out as rarer hatches come in — a full board of B tiers beats an empty board waiting for S tiers.

Egg Sources and Rare Hatch Odds

Every tier entry traces back to an egg. Better eggs cost more and take longer to hatch, but the rarity tables behind them justify the investment once your income is stable.

Egg TypeTypical Hatch PoolRarity OddsSteal Value
Basic EggsCommon / UncommonFast hatch, low rare chanceLow
Mid-Tier EggsRare / EpicNoticeably better oddsMedium-High
Premium EggsEpic / LegendaryBest standard poolHigh
Event EggsLegendary / SecretLimited-time, top poolHighest
1

Start With Basic Eggs

Grab easy eggs from the shared zone to fill your first display slots and build an early income stream.

2

Shift to Mid-Tier Eggs

Once your base is running, prioritize stealing mid-tier eggs for better rare and epic odds.

3

Invest in Luck Upgrades

Luck upgrades shift every hatch toward rarer results — the strongest compounding upgrade in the game.

4

Target Premium and Event Eggs

These carry the Legendary and Secret pools. They are also the most valuable eggs to steal from rival bases.

Event Windows Matter

Limited-time event eggs offer exclusive hatch pools that may not return. If an event egg is available, prioritize it over standard premium eggs.

Protecting High-Tier Squishies

Everything you can do to other players, they can do to you. S and A tier squishies on open display are beacons for every thief on the server.

Defense LayerWhat It DoesPriority
Base lockBlocks casual walk-in theftsUpgrade early
Base defense upgradesSlows and deters raidersUpgrade as needed
Squishy placementKeeps rares deep inside the baseAlways
AwarenessReact when players approach your ASMRsAlways
SpeedOutrun thieves chasing your lootTrain on treadmill
Offline Risk

Avoid flaunting high-value squishies while distracted or away. Loot is only yours once it is home, displayed, and defended.

Rarity Goals Checklist

Collection Milestones:

  • Fill every display slot with income earners
  • Hatch or steal your first Legendary squishy
  • Replace all C tier fillers with B tier or better
  • Invest in luck upgrades for rarer hatches
  • Secure an S tier squishy behind a locked base
  • Build a treadmill speed lead for safer steals

FAQ

Q: What is the best tier in the Steal ASMR rarity tier list?

S tier is the best. It includes Secret-tier squishies, Legendary event exclusives, and the highest multiplier rares. These earn the most money per minute and are the top steal targets on any server.

Q: Should I sell duplicate squishies?

Yes. Slot space is limited, so keep your best earners displayed and sell duplicate commons and low-multiplier units. Use the cash to fund treadmill speed upgrades and luck upgrades, which compound your long-term income.

Q: How do I hatch rarer squishies?

Hatch results follow each egg's rarity table. Steal or buy better eggs (mid-tier, premium, and event eggs), then invest in luck upgrades to shift the odds toward rarer outcomes.

Q: How do I stop players from stealing my rare squishies?

Lock your base, keep rare squishies positioned deep inside, upgrade base defenses, and stay alert when other players approach. High Speed also helps you chase down thieves before they escape.