- Steal ASMR ranking system sorts squishies into S, A, B, and C tiers by value, rarity, and income.
- Rarity drives everything: rarer squishies earn more money per minute and are top steal targets.
- Rank your own collection: keep top-tier earners, sell duplicate commons to free slots.
- Egg tier matters: premium and event eggs hatch from higher-ranked pools.
- Speed and luck: upgrades shift hatch odds toward higher-ranked results.
How the Steal ASMR Ranking System Works
The Steal ASMR ranking system is how the community and this wiki organize every collectible ASMR squishy into a clear hierarchy. Instead of judging squishies one by one, the system groups them into tiers based on four core criteria: overall value, rarity, income potential, and usefulness for progression. Because your collection is your main source of money in the game, understanding these rankings directly determines how fast your income grows.
The ranking system touches every part of gameplay:
- Hatching: higher-ranked squishies come from better egg pools, so your hatch choices depend on rankings.
- Stealing: top-tier squishies in other players' bases are the most valuable raid targets.
- Defense: S-tier collectibles are the ones rivals want most, so they need the strongest protection.
- Economy: one high-ranked squishy can out-earn several common ones, making rank the key filter for what stays on display.
Rankings are not just cosmetic labels. Every S-tier squishy you keep multiplies your passive income and every duplicate C-tier you sell frees a slot — the ranking system is effectively your money-making decision framework.
Tier Breakdown: S, A, B, C Explained
The community ranking uses four tiers. Here is what each tier means and how you should treat squishies in it:
| Tier | Label | What It Means | What You Should Do |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | Must-Have | Rarest, highest-earning squishies; secret and legendary event exclusives | Lock down immediately, never leave exposed |
| A | Excellent | Strong earners that carry mid and late game; legendary and high-tier mythic picks | Keep long-term, steal when spotted unattended |
| B | Solid | Reliable mid-game income; epics and mid-tier rares | Keep until A-tier replacements arrive, then sell extras |
| C | Filler | Early-game placeholders; commons and low-multiplier duplicates | Use for first income stream, sell duplicates freely |
Each tier is judged on the same four criteria, weighted differently:
| Criteria | S-Tier Weight | C-Tier Weight | Why It Matters |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rarity | Secret/event-exclusive | Common, easy hatch | Rare squishies are harder to replace |
| Income | Massive money per minute | Minimal earnings | Income drives all upgrades |
| Steal Value | Prime raid target | Rarely targeted | High rank = high risk of theft |
| Progression Impact | Compounds late-game growth | Starter income only | Determines long-term value |
S-Tier: Must-Have
- Secret-tier squishies
- Event-exclusive legendaries
- Highest multipliers
- Lock immediately
A-Tier: Excellent
- Legendary squishies
- High-tier mythics
- Limited-time exclusives
- Keep long-term
B-Tier: Solid
- Epic squishies
- Mid-tier rares
- Standard egg pulls
- Sell extras later
C-Tier: Filler
- Common squishies
- Basic starters
- Low multipliers
- Build, then sell
Anything you can do to other players, they can do to you. S-tier squishies are the first thing thieves look for — position them deep inside your base and keep your base locked when possible.
How Squishies Get Ranked: The Four Factors
The ranking system evaluates every squishy against four measurable factors. Understanding them helps you rank new releases yourself, even before community tier lists update.
Factor 1: Rarity Rarity is set by the egg's hatch table. Secret and legendary squishies have the lowest hatch odds, which places them at the top of the ranking system automatically.
Factor 2: Income Potential Every placed squishy generates money over time. Higher-ranked squishies earn significantly more per minute, and a single top-tier earner can out-produce a row of commons.
Factor 3: Progression Impact A squishy ranks higher if it accelerates your growth — funding treadmill upgrades, base expansion, and better egg access sooner.
Factor 4: Steal Demand Squishies that rivals actively hunt rank higher because holding them requires investment in defense. High demand is a signal of high value.
| Factor | Low Rank (C) | High Rank (S) |
|---|---|---|
| Hatch odds | Very common | Secret-tier rare |
| Income per minute | Minimal | Massive multiplier |
| Progression role | Starter income | Late-game engine |
| Steal risk | Ignored by thieves | Prime raid target |
Luck upgrades shift hatch results toward rarer outcomes. If you are chasing higher-ranked squishies, improving hatch luck is often more efficient than grinding more basic eggs.
Using Rankings: Step-by-Step Collection Strategy
Follow this workflow to apply the ranking system to your own base:
Fill Slots With C-Tier
Start with fast-hatching basic eggs. Common squishies build your first income stream and get your base running.
Replace Bottom-Up
As better hatches arrive, rotate C-tier squishies out and B or A-tier earners in. Slot space is limited — rank decides who stays.
Prioritize High-Value Targets
When stealing, scout for unattended A and S-tier squishies. One clean high-rank grab beats a haul of filler items.
Reinvest Into Higher Pools
Spend earnings on premium and event eggs plus luck upgrades. Better pools consistently produce higher-ranked hatches.
Fortify Your Top Tier
Once S-tier squishies land, upgrade base defense, lock your base when possible, and keep rare items positioned deep inside.
| Phase | Ranking Goal | Money Focus |
|---|---|---|
| Early game | Fill all slots with C-tier | First passive income |
| Mid game | Replace with B/A-tier | Treadmill and capacity upgrades |
| Late game | S-tier collection | Income multipliers and defense |
Rank-based slot management compounds: every A or S-tier replacement permanently raises your income per slot, which funds faster upgrades and better egg access in a loop.
Ranking Checklist and Milestones
Use this checklist to track your climb through the ranking system:
Ranking System Milestones:
- Fill every display slot with C-tier squishies
- Hatch or steal your first B-tier earner
- Own at least one A-tier squishy on display
- Secure an S-tier squishy behind base defense
- Sell all duplicate commons to optimize slots
Playing alongside a friend grants an additional income bonus on top of your collection earnings — duo play accelerates every phase of the ranking climb.
FAQ
Q: What is the Steal ASMR ranking system based on?
The ranking system sorts ASMR squishies into S, A, B, and C tiers using four criteria: overall value, rarity, income potential, and usefulness for progression. S-tier squishies are the rarest and highest earners, while C-tier squishies are early-game fillers.
Q: Should I sell lower-tier squishies?
Yes, once you have replacements. Sell duplicate commons and extra B-tier squishies when higher-ranked earners are available — slot space is limited, and every slot should hold your best-ranked option.
Q: How do I get higher-ranked squishies?
Higher-ranked squishies come from premium and event egg pools and from stealing unattended top-tier collectibles from other players. Luck upgrades also shift hatch odds toward rarer results.
Q: Why do S-tier squishies need protection?
Because everything you can do to others, they can do to you. S-tier squishies are prime raid targets for every thief on the server, so position them deep inside your base and keep your base locked when possible.